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Date: Mon, 25 Dec 1995
From: Jerry Cole / SmokinJAC@AOL.COM
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This year, our family is breaking with our usual tradition.
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We always serve a Christmas swan because it's so much fun to watch the kids fight over the neck. This year we're having a California Condor - it tastes just like spotted owl.
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The bird is going to be stuffed with sausage made from baby seals.
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We all have to bring our own baseball bats in order to club the seals that will be made into stuffing.
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Best of all, this year it's my turn to OJ the bird. As a present, I'm giving my nephew a Milli Vanilli doll.
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You press a button and Teddy Ruxbin sings.
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HAPPY HOLIDAY TO ALL!


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