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Date: Tue, 21 Nov 2000
From: Les Pourciau at UMem / POURCIAU@LATTE.MEMPHIS.EDU
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Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the men's retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and saucily announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand, can make wild passionate love to me tonight!"
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A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"
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Bessie thinks a minute and replies, "Close enough!"

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[[Category:Senior Humor]]
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