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Date: Mon, 22 Apr 1996
From: jmbone@EARTHLINK.NET / J. Mitchel Bone
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The heads of the four branches of the armed (US) military were standing around one day talking about which service had the biggest balls. After a lengthy debate, the four came to the conclusion demonstrations would have to be used to decide which was the best of the services.
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First they went to an Army base. The Army general went up to a young soldier and to him to run through the firing range.
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With a quick, "Yes, sir!" the private took off. Not five steps into his mission, he was hit several times and killed.
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The Army general turned to the other three and said, "Now THAT takes balls."
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Next they arrived at an air base where the Air Force general ordered a young airman to dive out of a plane at 10,000 feet, without a parachute.
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The airman said, "Yes sir." and off he went. When at the required altitude, the airman hurled himself from the plane. He hit the ground with a nauseating squish.
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The Air Force general turned to the other three and said, "Now THAT takes balls."
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The next stop was a Marine base. The Marine general ordered the first Marine he found to lay down in front of an oncoming tank.
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The Marine barked, "Yes Sir!" and ran out on the field. The tank roared over the poor Marine leaving very little to bury.
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The Marine general turned to the other three and said, "Now THAT takes balls."
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Finally they went to the coast to a naval base. The Navy Admiral walks up to one of the carriers docked at the pier and yells up to a young deck seaman.
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"Sailor, I want you to jump off that carrier down to the pier where I'm standing."
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The Sailor looks down at the admiral and said, "Pardon me sir?"
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The admiral replied, "I want you to jump off that ship on to the pier."
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The Sailor looks down at the seven stories to the pier, turns back to the admiral and says, "FUCK YOU SIR!"
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The admiral turns to the other three with a grin from ear to ear and says, "Now THAT takes Balls!"

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