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Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996
From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU
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<li>You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
<li>You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
<li>You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."
<li>You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."
<li>You answer to "The Man."
<li>You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
<li>You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
<li>You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."
<li>You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.
<li>You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.
<li>You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."
<li>You spend free time reading "The Bell Curve."
<li>You've ever called the National Endowment for the Arts a bunch of pornographers.
<li>You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
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