3 people die in a plane crash

Date: Tue, 24 Jan 1995
From: Well The Sun Must Be Over The Yardarm Now Chief / MPMS@MANADON-ENGINEERING-COLLEGE.AC.UK

John Major, Tony Blair and Paddy Ashdown are all killed in a plane crash.

St. Peter welcomes them to the afterlife and shows down this seemingly infinitely long corridor with doors down both sides. Eventually, they stop at a door behind which is a stone cell with only stone furniture.

"For all the sins in your lifetime Paddy Ashdown," says St. Peter, "this is your home for eternity." With that, he pushes Paddy in and locks the door.

Further down the corridor is another room. It's all bare wooden furniture, but there is some food on the table and access to the library. "For all your sins Tony Blair, this is your room for eternity," booms St. Peter, locking the door.

Further, much further down the corridor, St. Peter shows John Major into a room. It's pleasantly decorated, lots of food laid out, and Cindy Crawford is there wearing hardly a thing. A smile (well, the best attempt he can make) creeps over John Major's face. Then St. Peter says, "Cindy Crawford, for all the sins in your lifetime, this is your punishment."