4 question-answer jokes

From 6x9.net
Date: Tue, 06 Dec 1994
From: Mark Comeau / mcomeau@MTL.UNISYSGSG.COM


Q. What's the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
A. The taste.

Q. What's the difference between Herpes and love?
A. Herpes lasts forever.

Q. If our ancestors came over on a boat. How did Herpes come over?
A. On the Captain's Dingy.

Q. What's old and wrinkled and smells like ginger?
A. Fred Astairs' face.