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20 October 2025

• 22:2022:20, 20 October 2025 4 question-answer jokes (hist | edit) [540 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 06 Dec 1994 From: Mark Comeau / mcomeau@MTL.UNISYSGSG.COM </pre> Q. What's the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?<br> A. The taste. <p> Q. What's the difference between Herpes and love?<br> A. Herpes lasts forever. <p> Q. If our ancestors came over on a boat. How did Herpes come over?<br> A. On the Captain's Dingy. <p> Q. What's old and wrinkled and smells like ginger?<br> A. Fred Astairs' face. Category:Adult Jokes Category:Joke...")
• 21:4321:43, 20 October 2025 How do blondes turn the light on after sex (hist | edit) [262 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 04 May 1994 From: Richard Truchon / rptrucho@MTU.EDU </pre> Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex?<br> A: Kick open the car door. Category:Adult Jokes Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994 Category:Short Jokes")
• 21:3921:39, 20 October 2025 What's the first thing a blonde does after sex (hist | edit) [262 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 04 May 1994 From: Richard Truchon / rptrucho@MTU.EDU </pre> Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?<br> A: Opens the car door. Category:Adult Jokes Category:Blonde Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994 Category:Short Jokes")
• 21:0721:07, 20 October 2025 Family Xmas (Offensive to all but no dirty words) (hist | edit) [761 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "This year, our family is breaking with our usual tradition. <p> We always serve a Christmas swan because it's so much fun to watch the kids fight over the neck. This year we're having a California Condor - it tastes just like spotted owl. <p> The bird is going to be stuffed with sausage made from baby seals. <p> We all have to bring our own baseball bats in order to club the seals that will be made into stuffing. <p> Best of all, this year it's my turn to OJ the bird. As...")

20 September 2025

• 20:5520:55, 20 September 2025 Few occupational hazards (hist | edit) [1,108 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1998 From: Tina Gunther / tina_gunther@peter.biola.edu </pre> ACCOUNTANTS - Lose their balance. <p> ACTORS - Drop a part. <p> ACTUARIES - Get broken down by age and sex. <p> ARCHERS - Bow and quiver. <p> BANKERS - Lose interest. <p> BASEBALL PLAYERS - Get pitched. <p> BASKETBALL players - Go on dribbling. <p> BEEKEEPERS - Buzz off. <p> BLONDES - Dye away. <p> BOOKKEEPERS - Lose their figures. <p> BOTANISTS - Wither away. <p> BOWLERS - End up in t...")
• 20:5020:50, 20 September 2025 You might be a Republican if... (hist | edit) [1,214 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU </pre> <ul> <li>You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese. <li>You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty. <li>You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches." <li>You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school." <li>You answer to "The Man." <li>You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders...")
• 20:4520:45, 20 September 2025 Is your job secure (hist | edit) [1,152 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 28 Nov 1996 From: Jim Moore Jr / jimjr@PIPELINE.COM <pre> I just knew I was in big trouble at work when: <ul> <li>the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me. <li>the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area. <li>my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever." <li>I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime. <li>my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-18 last weekend. <li>the Human...")
• 20:3920:39, 20 September 2025 Weird local USA sex laws (hist | edit) [5,706 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 04 Sep 1997 From: Rainybow / wett@COMMUNIQUE.NET </pre> No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. <p> Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms. <p> Bozeman, Montana, has a law...")

17 September 2025

• 17:0417:04, 17 September 2025 Alternative Cybersex (hist | edit) [8,490 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sat, 22 Mar 1997 From: Brian Myers / bmyers@iafrica.com </pre> <i>This is one of the funniest pieces I have ever come across. It is apparently from a real log...</i> <p> Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat does...")

30 August 2025

• 10:5610:56, 30 August 2025 Two Nuns in Transylvania (hist | edit) [1,167 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: 16-10-2002 Posted to boards.ie by thegills </pre> Two nuns, Sister Catherine and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination," says Sister...")
• 10:4810:48, 30 August 2025 Saddam Hussein wants to murder his wife (hist | edit) [295 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: 20-02-2003 Posted to boards.ie by bobbyjoe </pre> Did you hear that Saddam Hussein is after murdering his wife? Apparently he became enraged after lifting her skirt and seeing Bush! <hr> <i>This is George W. Bush joke</i> Category:Jokes from 2003 Category:Political Jokes")