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19 July 2025

5 July 2025

  • 15:0815:08, 5 July 2025 One helluva nightmare (hist | edit) [722 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 26 Oct 1994 From: Ben Dadson / BDADSON@GROVE.IUP.EDU </pre> This guy was talking to a friend of his, and his friend said he had a miserable nightmare last night. The guy says well tell me what it was about. Friend: I dreamt I went to bed with 3 women last night. The guy: *surpised* Says that don't sound too bad. Friend: Well the 3 women were Tonya Harding, Lorena Bobbit and Hillary Clinton. The guy: Well still that can't be all that bad. Friend: W...")

28 June 2025

  • 01:2201:22, 28 June 2025 New drugs from Pfizer (hist | edit) [2,384 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Fri, 28 Jul 2000 From: Jack Shea / jshumor@BERK.COM </pre> With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society <p> <b>DIRECTRA </b>- a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of 0.2 percent. <p> <b>PROJECTRA </b>- Men given this experimental new drug we...")
  • 00:4700:47, 28 June 2025 How to Tell if Your Viagra is Working? (hist | edit) [1,920 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> From: Lee Bradley / lbradley@VALDOSTA.EDU Date: Tue, 18 Aug 1998 </pre> <ul> <li>At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats. <li>The paleness of your face (because of the lack of blood) - It's all you-know-where. <li>You begin to look at the dog with interest. <li>You fall naked and face down on the beach and the point comes out in New Zealand. <li>They confuse you with the duracell bunny. <li>When you come into...")
  • 00:4100:41, 28 June 2025 Man with a bad sunburn (hist | edit) [667 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 12 Aug 2001 From: Les Pourciau / Pourciau@MEMPHIS.EDU </pre> A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke. He was taken to the hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony. <p> The doctor prescribed continued intravenious feedings of water and electolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra. <p> "What good will Viagra do him in that conditio...")
  • 00:3700:37, 28 June 2025 New Viagra variations for specific groups of customers (hist | edit) [566 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 08 Feb 1999 From: Mike Robertshaw / mrobert@OUHK.EDU.HK / John Rowe </pre> With the immense popularity of Viagra it's not surprising that the company has now started to produce versions of the drug for specific groups of customers: <p> <b>Viagra Lite</b><br> For people who only want to masturbate <p> <b>Viagralium</b><br> A mix of Viagra and Valium: if you don't get to fuck, then you don't give a fuck. <hr> <i>Courtesy of John Rowe</i> Category:Adul...")
  • 00:3200:32, 28 June 2025 The Top Internet Hoaxes (hist | edit) [1,441 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Sun, 26 Jul 1998 From: Terry Galan / galante@MCMAIL.CIS.MCMASTER.CA </pre> <ol> <li value=14>The DOTCam - Live webcast of your local Department of Transportation guys actually working for the first time. <li value=13>"You, too, can become a Top5 contributor! Just take this little test!" <li value=12>Mother and daughter to both lose their virginity on the Internet. <li value=11>Rosie O'Donnell adopts kids to steal their kidneys -- for dinner! <li value=10>"De...")

25 June 2025

21 June 2025

  • 14:4014:40, 21 June 2025 Viagra side effects (hist | edit) [1,109 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 10 Nov 1999 From: Les Pourciau at UMem / POURCIAU@LATTE.MEMPHIS.EDU</pre> A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Bacon and eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? Maybe a nice sectioned grapefruit, and a cup of fresh coffee?" He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. "A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with a cheese sandwich? Or how about a plate of...")
  • 14:3414:34, 21 June 2025 80 year old man and the viagra (hist | edit) [1,115 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Thu, 02 Dec 1999 From: Thomas Rowe / trowe@UWSP.EDU </pre> An 80 year old man went to the doctor to ask for a prescription for Viagra. The doctor was a bit taken aback not only by his age but also because he was a widower. He told him he would have to have a physical first to make sure his heart, etc., was up to it. <p> He checked out OK for a man his age, so the doctor handed him a sample package. "Lets just try a couple of pills first and see how well you...")

7 June 2025

  • 21:0021:00, 7 June 2025 Bathroom Poetry (with the F-word) (hist | edit) [478 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Wed, 25 May 1994 From: TerryC@MS70.NUWES.SEA06.NAVY.MIL / Cox Terry </pre> <i>This is one that I picked up off a bathroom wall while I was in the Navy.</i> <p> I fucked in France,<br> I fucked in Spain.<br> I fucked up and down<br> the coast of Maine. <p> But I'll never be happy<br> I'll nerve be free.<br> Till I fucked the Navy<br> like the Navy fucked me. Category:Adult Jokes Category:Jokes from 1994 Category:Navy Jokes Category:Rhyming Jokes")
  • 20:5220:52, 7 June 2025 Tell us where the treasure is! (hist | edit) [1,443 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 8 Feb 1999 From: raghitescu@PCNET.PCNET.RO / Filip Razvan Ghitescu </pre> KGB colonel Petrofiev calls srg. Iliushin into his office. "At your service, comrade colonel." <p> "Comrade Iliushin, go tell Ivan this is his last chance. Unless he tells us where the treasure is, I will kill his wife and his daughter, burn his fingers, pop out his eyes, cut his ears, smash his balls and when I get tired ot tormenting him I will give his heart to my dog." <p> Srg...")
  • 20:4520:45, 7 June 2025 Who has the biggest balls? (hist | edit) [2,216 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 22 Apr 1996 From: jmbone@EARTHLINK.NET / J. Mitchel Bone </pre> The heads of the four branches of the armed (US) military were standing around one day talking about which service had the biggest balls. After a lengthy debate, the four came to the conclusion demonstrations would have to be used to decide which was the best of the services. <p> First they went to an Army base. The Army general went up to a young soldier and to him to run through the firin...")
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